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The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.
" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
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the definition of a girl crushing,flirting,liking or dating a baseball player in mhs (:
Annex, Itzel, Thaymi, Priscilla, Leslie, Sharon, Gaby, etc...have an extreme case of baseball-itis.
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Baseball boys are the hottest boys youll ever meet, sadly they’re mostly fuck boys who will play with your emotions
Baseball boys are so hot but they’re break your heart right away
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A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
me and rick smoked that baseball bat
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The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.
Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.
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A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
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Baseball bro is like lax bro but better. They always spit and wear hats , anyway they want, they wear the fleece or pullovers for their team, they also wear calf socks and shorts as much as they can, if they are a catcher they always bring their mitt to every practice. They talk like lax bros but talk about how much spittin they have done and how many double headers they have played, and always were training shoes!
Bro it up for the baseball bros
Hey bro I had two double headers yesterday, caught four innings, ya i know my pullover is pretty chill, ya i am the ultimate Baseball Bro
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