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ADJ:
When you get those annoying messages all day long, usually one liners, sometimes more. From a number you've never heard of, so you have to open it, and is written in such away that makes you want to respond WHEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT.
(It's usually a scam.)
Dean: "Did you get any more annoying messages last night?"
Marv: "Yeah. A one liner from qn unknown number said, "Hey do you want me to get it?""
Dean: "What happened?"
Marv: " I said you figure it out". And I clicked. "
Marv: " II was "CLICK BATE"".
In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end
Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate
n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.
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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.
Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
One of the most finest, baddest, and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Tends to be shy and introverted but won’t admit it. Very distracting due to how cute and loving she is. Ps: she will reject you but keep trying….you may have a chance in the future.
You talk to Paris Bates? Wow, you’re a lucky one!
Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.
That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.
That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".
"Were you out last night?"
"No, I was at home, on my bates"