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something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.
Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*
Someone who is only looking for a piece of ass to use and emotional support from the person without defining the relationship
friend #1: I've been dating a guy and we've become super close these days. But he doesn't want a relationship.
friend #2: Oh, so he's a serious fuck boy.
A remark to be used in response to people doing ridiculous things while high. It is typically used as a simple exclamation in reaction to nonsense seen at the sesh.
Kyle: “Yo chad just tried to unlock the crib with his car keys!”
Bradley: “Dope serious!”
when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.
Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!
God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.
A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one
"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."
when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.
i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.
When you make a joke about a serious topic with the intent of starting a serious conversation about it.
Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".
Person: Do you need to talk?