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Evolution of working from home - working from bed.
After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.
Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.
Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.
Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.
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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.
I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!
One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."