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Someone (male) who goes on a drinking party binge for days and then needs several days to recover.
I can't believe Boris turned into bender boy again. That guy is going to kill himself on vodka.
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A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.
So what happened at the party?
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
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To double-cross someone and date a friend's ex right on the rebound.
Johnny did a bender on scott a day after scott confessed to johnny he and lisa just broke up...
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Noun.
A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
On August 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of Auburn a Kyal Bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend Best Buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.
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Sober Bender.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
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To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.
In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.
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One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!
My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.
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