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"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?
I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.
Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.
When the girl is riding you like a bicycle and a dog comes to sniff both assholes
Dog get out of here this is turning into a Dirty Bicycle
An area of town that is not easy to walk from the crib to the store but is easy to get around on a bicycle.
It's too far to walk to Bee's casa but it's bicyclable.
While you’re working, somebody pinches your bicycle, rides it to your house and bangs your missus.
Mad as the other day, finished work to find somebody had done the orange bicycle to me.