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Suddenly becoming so horny while in a large group of people that you must run to a bathroom or secluded area to sexually relieve yourself.
Dude #1: did you see joe launch off the couch and run to the bathroom?
Dude #2: yeah he saw katie's boobs bouncing around and had a sudden urge to relieve himself.
Dude #1: oh yeah, he pulled a Blair
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An erotic drink that will satisfy your most wildest desires; you drink one and an instant party atmosphere surrounds you; created by TeamBJ
When I drink a Sex on the Blaire I become a babe magnet. All the bitches want me.
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A complete faggot who loves old men who rule big countries.
Tony Blaire listened to the fag muncher schrubs again and now were not only in Iraq..were invading frekin Mexico...
A militry advisor says "sir, We lost 3 Brazilion soldiers in Iraq today" to Tony Blaire.
Tony blaire puts his face in his hands and muters "My god" over and over again.
The military adviser says "What's the mater we lose troops all the time, and you never react like this?"
And Tony blaire looks up and asks "How many is a brazilian?"
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Noun: Black and white wild cats you tend to see roaming city streets covered in their own vomit and urine
Guy 1: Wow, look it`s a Blaire White. You kinda have to pity it
Guy 2: I don`t wast time on trash
Guy 1: Yeah, let`s go before it pees on us
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a chick that i didn't know existed before onision
Hey, do you know who Blaire White is?
Nah, I head she died from being roasted.
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Sadly the leader of the UK.
Is singlehandedly responsible for the fact that the UK is torn from bieng one of the most powerful countries in the world to a mixture of a state in the USA and a 'state' of europe
Is responsible for the downfall of the England. Making anyone patriotic slightly embarrased.
Can be found sat on the hand of ventrilliquist George Dubya.
Is also responsible for around 300 deaths of British soldiers in Iraq, a war America decided would be appropriate, and Tony thought we would tag along for the hell of it. Note most of the soldiers were shot in friendly fire.
Hates the English, but loves there money. Allows people from the country we are fighting against to live here, off tax payers money in council houses.
Will be to blame if the UK is over taken by islam.
See. puppet, idoit, twat, moron, brown noser.
Aide: Sir, Whats your agenda for today then.
Tony Blair: Well I'm not sure, if you'd like to speak to Georgey see what he's up to. But how do you think Cherie would look in this Bhurka? I'm thinking about moving to scotland and converting to islam. Oh. And how are brussels coming along with the Queen's assasination?
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A room in which people write lists of people they hate or wish to kill. A Blaire room is a small white room with one chair and a bowl or dish of candy.
He sat in his massive chair in his Blaire's Room writing all who he hated.
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