Baghdad Blanket

-noun
1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)

The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.

"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"

"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."

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Pig In a Blanket

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

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Greek Blanket

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.

Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?

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safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

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boner blanket

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

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Wet blanket

A person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. Someone who generally has a negative attitude. In some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. It is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.

1. Zane: "No, you guys always abuse me, I'm tired of playing, I quit!"
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."

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wet blanket

Someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.

This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.

Mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating Sarah he became a wet blanket.

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