James Bond

Fictitious Agent 007 of the British Secret Service, lover of martinis that are shaken and not stirred, bedder and ditcher of fine women, speaker of shitty puns, licensed to kill. One of the world's most celebrated sociopaths.

Originally the main character in Ian Fleming's series; now a well-known decades-spanning series of movies, starring actors such as Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig as 007.

See also "His Name Is James Bond", a hilarious viral video about what a douche he is.

Guy #1: "Hey, have you seen the new James Bond film?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, Austin Powers does it better."

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gold bonding

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.

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Word as bond

1.)To strongly agree wit sumthing or sumone

E.x)Person 1:"yo those ladies look good as hell"
Peron 2:Word as Bond they do!
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(E.x)-2.....Person 1:yO IF THAT"nigga" keep Talkin shyt ima beat his ass
Person 2:Word as Bond son i will fuck him up to,

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bonding time

when a father kills sons mother and then asks to spend time with them.

"i made a lovely dinner for you sweety"
*bang*
"Jimmy order a pizza."
*intensifies*
"ITS BONDING TIME, JIMMY"

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Allie Bond

A sex position named after the girl who created it. It involves two girls and one boy. the two girls perform 69 on each other while the guy has anal sex with one of them then the other.

person 1: "What sex position do you want to do tonight?"
person 2: "How about the Allie Bond?"

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Among Bond

When you are very high and you decide to have sex with a non binary.

Dude, did you really Among Bond last night.

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Gamer Bond

A pair or group of people, who are instantly friends through playing videogames

Dude, i just had a gamer bond with some people on Playstation Network,(or Xbox Live)

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