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sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.
i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.
UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.
"Yo, bonk that man"
- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.
"I have to go see my mother in law today"
"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"
British slang for sex.
Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!
v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.
"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."
Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.
AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk
Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"
-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"