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The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
An amazing breed of dog that is two parts adorable and one part uncontrollable farting expert.
"My Boston Terrier is so cute, but MAN can they clear a room with one fart."
During sex, when the guy rotates his hips in a swirling motion in between thrusts.
The guy I was with last night was really good, he even threw in a Boston Swirl occasionally.
1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
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When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
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An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.
Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.
The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.
We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.
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