better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

Bring back manly men

Let Candace Owens enjoy her 15 seconds of nano - fame.
- H.

- Have you heard about Candace’s ‘Bring back manly men’ movement?

- Poor lady... got dragged by the kindest man on this planet.

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ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"

"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

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Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

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Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.

The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.

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SHAWTY BRING OVER THE BOOTY

It is a quote by Mcyum, a youtuber used in "minecraft dating in a nutshell"

"SHAWTY BRING OVER THE BOOTY. Dude what a video this guy is literally a genius"