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bros before bros

The homosexual version of the phrase bros before hoes. To prioritize your male friends before your relationship with another guy.

Steve: Gee Chris, I sure love spending time with my new boyfriend Jeremy! He is so sweet and strong and caring!

Chris: Man you need to start chillin with us more often. Whatever happened to bros before bros??

by Leon C. Strider December 27, 2010

224πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


bro

a young man usually the college level age, dressed in a polo shirt with a popped collar, an upside down visor with a pre frayed brim, jeans with holes pre cut into them, berkenstock sandals, an addiction to dane cook and family guy, a genuine interest in jack johnson, and a strong liking for natty ice. Catch phrases such as "Just chill bro" or "bro let's just chill and play gamecube without pants" can be overheard within a twelve foot radius of any said bro.

The two bros walked home after a long ultimate frisbee practice and chilled with eachother, playing gamecube without any pants on. They each enjoyed a couple natty ices while listening to Jack Johnson.

by DLadUSMC November 2, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bro

typically a white male who's really into partying, whether they do it or not. they usually wear sunglasses such as aviators and wear hats or visors with the lid flipped up. they use hair gel and love to wear polos and rugby shirts and love to drive around with a car full of loud people and loud music. although i don't have a problem with them, many can be very obnoxious because theyre so loud. they love smoking, drinking, weed, and girls. they usually have stupid competitions with their friends, like who will pay them 50 dollars if they eat the skin of an orange haha
a lot of guys in fraternities are bros, but not all

You can tell that guy screaming "CHUG CHUG CHUG" is a bro with his rugby shirt, his lacoste hat, and his plastic red cup.

by kristyyyyyy January 28, 2008

22πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


bro

a mixed breed of skaters and gansta's that aren't musically talented or have any skating ability which has resulted in them taking up gay "sports" such as bmx and motocross.

they are usually found wearing shorts with long socks and flatbilled caps with faggot glasses and oversized shirts with brands such as metal mulisha, no fear, fox, famous stars and straps, and skin , usually found bald or with crew cuts with an underage girl at their side for them to fuck later.

all in all they are spoiled fucking white trash peices of untamed crusty ass peckerwoods.

bro#1: hey i got some cool bmx magazines we can go jack off too
bro#2: sweet man i can test out my new metal mulisha anal beads

by Cum Quat August 26, 2007

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Bro bro bruda

A form of salutation or greeting.

Its first form is the word bro, being used multiple times in a row. This usually happens when the person repeatedly saying "bro" is excited, trying to get someone's attention, or high.

Later on, this was adapted. The bro is said only twice, and not repeatedly however times wanted, and a new word follows - bruda. This word comes from the german word for brother, Bruder.

The phrase "Bro bro bruda" is now used for the same reasons as repeated bro is, and it is newly also used as a greeting to someone you haven't seen in a long time.

(Excited)

"Bro bro bruda! Check out this new game I got!"

(Getting Attention)

"Are you even listening to me dude? Bro? Hey, bro bro bruda, listen!"

(High)

"Bro bro bruda... Broooooo..."

(Greeting)

"Bro bro bruda! Long time no see!"

by CrispyBun September 25, 2019


The Bro

The gentle, warm, firm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favorite possessions! Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconette, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If you you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!

β€˜This underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the bro, I would feel infinitely more supported!’

by Conspear December 21, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bro's

guys who all think theyre gods gift and hang out together. wear sports wear with skate brands. most likely play sports drink, smoke, party with the cool chicks. guys who all fuck a certain group of girls, banging eachothers girlfriends back and forth but are all still friends. also high socks with logo and vans

bro's

by Kota B August 22, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž