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Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!
One's exterior anal cavity that has been subject to monster shites and has therefore sustained terrible damage.
"Ive got a broken arsehole from a monster shite i did yesterday."
a tambourine that was broken by Felix Kjellberg, while he was making a video.
rip tambourine, he was so young but also loud.
Have you heard the knees about broken tambourine?
Yes and I heard that flex tape couldn't fix it either.
The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.
Broken brain!?
Buh bye...like a racehorse with a broken leg. IMMEDIATELY; right there on the track.
Broken silence is the silence that drowns a situation after hearing or witnessing something heartbreaking.
After hearing the news about the tragic accident that caused Teds death, his mom was surrounded by the broken silence that filled the air.
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When a woman holds a saltine cracker in her mouth, and the partner must ejaculate hard enough to penetrate the saltine and break it, thus forcing the semen into her mouth. Only the mightiest of men can accomplish this.
she wanted cheese and crackers, but instead she got a broken saltine...
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Being broken is a time in your life when nothing makes sense and you feel like you can trust nobody and you don’t want to be in this world anymore. But if you go, you give your pain to someone else. So if your broken, don’t let the dying pain get the beta of you. You need to laugh and find someone nice. You need to throw away that awful fake friend. Being broken is horrible. You cry a lot and nothing feels right. But god has a plan, so please, let him work it out! :)
Being broken isn’t just a feeling, it’s a scar.
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