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When someone is texting you and you’re sad and have nothing else to say (🧹Broom shit🧹)
Friend:Hey wanna FaceTime??
Me: 🧹Broom shit🧹
The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman
Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment
The action of hitting a broom on the ceiling, most often taken by a downstairs neighbor against an upstairs neighbor for being too loud.
During Kristen's rambunctious party, she was broomed by her downstairs neighbor for being too loud.
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To get broomed, or to be broomed. A term in the Army cadet force used to describe having a broom shoved up your arse. This typically happens on camps in the boys dorms, less in the girls. This is part of the reason some people think the cadets are gay.
Cadet1:Mate, your getting broomed tonight
Cadet2:Oh shut up.
Later that night. Many cadets shove a broom up Cadet2s arse.
The most alpha chad rapper in the game with a 100+ monthly listener spotify account. He is also a pussy magnet and can get any bitch he pleases. If you think you family like
lil broom your completely wrong. From his own words, “all about family, if i fuck a bitch i need a plan b”. Lyrical Genius.
Guy 1: You know about that Lil Broom guy
Guy 2: Yeah that dudes a pussy magnet
A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.