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When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.
“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”
Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.
Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?
Guy2: Yeah whats up?
Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".
Guy2: Umm.. what?
Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.
talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.
let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.
EUGE’s BF the BEST PERSON OF THE VIDA. Smart ASF HOT ASF and a biggest dick ever
Bruno bruny brawny: I want a bruno for my Eugenia
A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
"oh hey you know bruno mars?"
"yes."
"is he the sexy one?"
"of course."
When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet
He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake