You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

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Wrong side of the tracks

n. the poor, seedy, low-rent part of a town or city, especially characterized by crime, drugs, minority/immigrant populations, and poverty.

c.f. dog town, projects, ghetto, hood rat, reservoir dog

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well, you're not wrong

A phrase used when someone says something strange or crazy, but true and you have no rebuttal or retort

Josh: We won't have to worry about teen pregnancies if there are no girls to get pregnant
Kyle: Well, You're not Wrong...

Harold Camping Wrong

After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.

Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.

wrong side of the bed

when someone is in a bad mood

"Well looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"

wrong hole fool

This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.

Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"

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stan wrong song

What Stanley Pines sung when he lost the bet to his grand niece, Mabel.

I'm stan, and i was wrong. Im singing the Stan Wrong Song. I shouldnt have taken that chance. Now heres my remorseful dance.
Do the kicks!
eh, eh, eh
Jazzier!
eh, eh eh

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