fail candy

anything that seems to make you fail after wards.

"dude i just ate some fail candy and i keep getting pwnd."

Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.


see also:

'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.


'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."

Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark

Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

Cold Candy

What rednecks call ice-cream.

Hey Brandine, go get momma some cold candy.

Scrub Candy

When scrubbing a cardiac cath case with Dr. A and you just stand at the end of the table in all of your beautiful glory because he is a master of cathing. Similar to "Arm Candy" but in the world of cath lab.

I got to be Dr. A's Scrub Candy today! He did let me pan once tho!

bow candy

A girl that sails on a boat that is usually hot and sexy. During regattas bow candy can be used a distractions against other competitors.

Did you see that bow candy?

sleep candy

A slang term for PCP. Commonly found in the mid-west area of the United States.

That sucka be all up on that sleep candy