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When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.
After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.
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A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
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It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.
Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song
she's a cactus catcher!!
Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.
Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus
Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.
"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."