short for the Irish Gaelic name Callum, meaning absolute G splitting machine. massive
"you know that cal from greyhound yeah? he cant stop splitting Gs mate"
The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
a guy who is oh so very hot and seems darling and caring but will turn around and stab you in the back and blame it on you yourself.
cal was acting like he didn't send that picture, and said i was going crazy but then admitted to it and said its my fault.
sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man
Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you
The type of person who self reacts on discord.
"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"