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A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?
Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
272👍 206👎
A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs
rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige
girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((
81👍 59👎
1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.
2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist
1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?
Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.
2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?
Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.
154👍 123👎
A game that has a good campaign, but an unplayable multiplayer due to the mp40 noobfests that happen in every game. Upon entering an online game, you will be greeted with a bunch of noobs who jump around waving their guns in all directions hoping to get a kill. Sniping, rifling, and shotgunning is completely useless in this game. Only get this game if you are a parapelegic retard who can't aim.
Boy1: Oh boy, I think i'll get Call of duty world at war so i can pwn noobs with my sniping skills.
Boy2: Pshhhh....have fun.
72👍 54👎
The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam
call of duty modern warfare
11👍 5👎
The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
18👍 10👎
JETPACKS, EXPLOSIVE THROWING KNIVES, LASTER GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, MORE EXPLOSIONS!
Synonyms: Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Call of Duty Spooceman warefar.
Person 1 "Whats that new game?"
Person 2 "Uhhh... Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare."
Person 1 "FUUUU-"
*evrything dies.*