Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).
What the hell are doin over there Calvin.
We don’t talk about “it”
Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water
A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.
Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.
calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.
I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3
Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."