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The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
Hey Calvin you're so bad
unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
eww your such a calvin
Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t