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To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.
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A bizarre sex act.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
After winning a Stanley Cup, many Canadian hockey players like to give their groupies a bit of Canada's History.
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An American sexual act, performed by only the most elite members of the National Hockey League, and it's Stanley Cup champions. It involves straddling the Stanley Cup, placing your balls in the cup itself, which is full of Canadian maple syrup. Proceed to lube your sack and shaft with pure Canadian maple syrup. You then bring your partner above you, and shove the entirety of your genitalia into your partner's preferred orifice. The one receiving places his/her hands palms out, thumbs touching their temples, simulating moose antlers, and cries out. This is repeated until the desired outcome is reached.
Crosby and Malkin celebrated their victory last year by researching Canada's History. It took a team of 24 latin-american immigrants, 4 days, and $3,050 worth of cleaning supplies to get the smell out of that hotel room.
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This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).
This term was first
Canada's History was first used by a Mr. S. Colbert when referring how his cousin was conceived.
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A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
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Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
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A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
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