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When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.
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You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked. you proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect make a honking sound.
Last weekend I pulled a Canadian Goose on your sister.
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Like the American Dream, except you follow your dreams and still help a brother out. And you don't exploit people.
Sam Roberts: "I went out on the street today, the Canadian Dream was as far away as it's ever been..."
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Euphemism for a strip club.
I rounded up the guys and we headed across the border to see the Canadian Ballet.
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A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a perfect 10.
She's pretty cute, but not a dimepiece. Maybe a Canadian Dime.
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This Canadian bacon taste like ham!
Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}
HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!
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-Charlie and Mark are engaging in a little canadian wrestling.
-Pierre and Alberto are having a canadian wrestling match
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