Captain Capital

Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.

It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.

1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
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Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?

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captain but luv

a perolius mate that wil make anyone who does not enjoy his company walk the plank

he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.

me:get away from me captain
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am

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ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

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captain planet

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.

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Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

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Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

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Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.

I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.

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