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When you are engaged in the sex act of "69", at the moment of orgasm, you unleash a turd onto your partner's face.
Jill gave Jack a Creepy Carl because he gave her a mushroom-shaped bruise across her neck the night before.
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The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.
I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
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The Greatest Troll who evar exited. Good Night Sweet Prince.
Known around the CSS jailbreak servers. You will be missed.
-edit- Totally not written by Carl.
I miss Camping Carl, he was a best troll.
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1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.
2. See: God
In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
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the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
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A Company specializing in high performance optics which makes spectacle lenses, camera lenses, microscopes etc.
History: In 1846 Zeiss opened a workshop for producing microscopes and other optical instruments. He later formed a partnership with the physicist and mathematician Ernst Abbe (1840–1905). The chemist Otto Schott developed about 100 new kinds of optical glass and numerous types of heat-resistant glass for the company. After Zeiss's death, Abbe donated the firm and his share in the glassworks to the Carl Zeiss Foundation; in 1923 Schott added his share in the glassworks.
Sony Cybershot range of digital cameras generally use Carl Zeiss optics.
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when one takes a shit and/or poop in a sock and hits another person in the face with it.
lauer got soo pissed after a gave his bitchass a steamin carl
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