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A cocktail of V8 Splash, Robitussin and Adderall.
-preferably mixed in a Fiji water bottle*
"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
10👍 3👎
A ginger person's genital area.
I would like to dive into Alessia's carrot soup!
5👍 1👎
The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
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Someone who over uses fake tan sprays, or looks very orange in color.
That carrot nigger just became our president!
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Masturbation. The act of jacking off...
Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot
18👍 8👎
A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.
27👍 16👎
a gun which someone has on them that they will get out to use
Oi blud.....dont make me draw for my carrot!!
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