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"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."
Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.
An animal that can be kept as a pet; comes from kitten and evolves into a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc.
That cute cat!
A creature that you'll love, despite how much they keep you up and night and attack your hands.
"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."
lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine