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The best school ever. Located in Pittston, PA, Seton Catholic High School closed in June 2007, much to the dismay of the 187 students there. The school was a wonderful institution, with top notch academics. Unfortunately, the school's small enrollment lead to its demise. We Love Seton.
Person 1: Hail Seton, hail Seton, hail Seton, hail Martino? Hell no!
We love Seton Catholic.
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The profit an Alter Boy gains after giving the priest his services.
Very good Johnny, you made God a very happy man. Here, have a Snickers bar.
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I school filled of racist teachers and students, who cant dance and don't know any better. racist, white, shit, rich, devil
guy 1: "You go to York Catholic?"
guy 2: "Yea, why?"
guy 1: "Has a priest raped you yet? HAHA!"
guy 2: "Shut up!" *walks away*
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During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.
Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.
At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.
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1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.
They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.
Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.
Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.
2. Assholism
1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.
2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark is an asshole
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I love Bergen Catholic because Steve Angeli goes there!
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They're not Bosco.
IHA girl 1: Damn isnt Adam hot asf
IHA girl 2: Goes to Bergen Catholic
IHA girl 1: Ah.
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