Chad

Girlfriend stealers. Often seen doing sick 1080ºs on a skateboard. Chads WILL steal your girlfriend, no girl can resist the rad power of Chad. Chads absolutly hate watermelons. Watermelons are a known repelant for Chads.

"We've gotta get out of here, there's a Chad!"
"Don't worry, I've got pepper spray."
"That won't work, Chad's +7 Radness repels all things except watermelons."
"Shoot! We're Ricked then!"

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Chad

A Chad is the frat bro everyone wishes they knew. The frat bro that will do a keg stand and then punch a dude for trying to feel up a random drunk girl. The frat bro that could meet your parents. The frat bro we need, but not the one we deserve. We need to earn the chad, not demand it.

Girl 1: Wow, I thought he’d be a jerk, but he’s actually such a Chad.
Girl 2: Really? For a minute there, I was convinced he was a Kyle.

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chad

sweetest boy on the planet, ridiculously hot, sexalicious, charming with the ladies. this boys got it all. xoxoxoxooxxoxoxoox <3

chad is oh so sexy

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chad

an eye catcher to many floridian girls. his caramel colored exterior and glowing smile instantly make girls drool. not only is he easy on the eyes, but insanely muscular. Sadly Chad isnt the brightest boy, but his adorable charm makes up for his stupidity!

girl: hey this cute boy snapchatted me
friend: oh he looks like a chad
girl: you're so right!

*boy walks into restaurant*
girl: wow that boy is smooth
*boy walks up to girl*
boy: hi my name is chad

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Chad

A Chad is a Interesting person, He is Very Funny Cute and caring. He is not always Selected First for Being a first crush at times, But His gaze Will Knock You off your Feet. He Is those Types of People That you can fall in Love with Once you get to know his Admiring Personality.He Enjoys Sports and admires the Game. His eyes are Unique and Colorful. He Smells good and is Great to Give Advice to and spill to with.

"Omigosh!!! He HAS TO BE A CHAD."

"Hes Such a Chad."

"Look out! Chad At 12:00"

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Chad

An intoxicated guy from Canada who unconsciously wanders into others people's rooms, pisses all over their belongings, and feels he is too cool to clean it up.

Why are my shoes and chair wet? Was there a fucking Chad in here?

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chad

A stereotypical asshole jock.

Some chad knocked me into a table when he shoved some guy and now my arm hurts.

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