Chasing Dolphins

There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)

Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?

Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.

Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.

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chase the bag

To grind hard or achieve high goals

I gotta chase the bag. It's the only way out

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chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

chase brody

Chase Brody is an alter-ego of Jacksepticeye

Chase Brody misses Stacy

Chasing Chad

Chasing Chad* (or Chad chasing*) is when women pursue handsome, wealthy, emotionally unavailable men in a attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy) while simultaneously friend-zoning emotionally available candidates that register lower on the affluence / looks scales.

Chads use the chaser for sex, dump her, and then move on to other women. The chaser never learns and repeats the cycle, called "riding the merry-go-round"*. The Chad Chaser eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms coined by men's advice YouTuber "33 Secrets".

She is so busy Chasing Chad, she is going to find herself single and childless. She would do well to hop off the merry-go-round and settle down.

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the female chase

A fucking awesome girl who is artistic, beautiful, weird, blunt, and talented.

"Wow, who's that girl over there ?"

"Oh, that's chase, she has a boy name, but she's pretty fucking awesome."

"So, she's the female chase ?"

"Yeah."

Chase atlantic

THEY ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLE, AMAZING AND UNDERRATED BAND IN THIS DAMN UNIVERSE. MEMBERS: mitchel cave, Clinton cave, Christian Anthony, Jesse Boyle & Pat Wilde. LUV THEM AAAALLLLL. IF U LISTEN TO THEM U R HOT AF BAE I ALREADY LOVE YOU.I GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH EVERY FREAKING TIME I LISTEN TO THEM-

Person 1: hey, do you listen to chase atlantic?

Person 2: HELL YEAH! isn't it obvious? Everyone listens to them..

Person 1: nah, they underrated AF. BUT THEY GET TO BE OUR LIL SECRETTTT

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