Cheaper than a cheapass, and won't buy a god damn thing that's not 100% necessary.
Oh my god, cheapfuck! Buy some damn waffles! Oh damn, urbandictionary is making me use the exact word that I entered for definition. Here goes: Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)
There ya go bitches! :p
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Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
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A piece of shit with one leg larger than the other.
Cheap Trick Leg is such a piece of shit.
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An institution in Australian culture, Cheap-arse Tuesday sees many services (eg. petrol, movie tickets, take-away food etc.) drop in price.
It's a day of the week when the tight-arse's of this country can afford to go out and do things or get an affordable meal.
I love Cheap-arse Tuesday because it means I can go and see the new Star Trek movie and get a pizza for dinner, all for under $20.
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An individual who raises the act of taking a dishonorable, lowbrow, disrespectable action to an artform. This is accomplished either through frequent and conspicuous use of cheap shots or a particularly noteworthy low blow.
I thought I had won the bar fight but that cheap shot artist bit me on the balls.
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noun. Pants that have no ball room. Can result in man toe.
Man #1, Damn, my balls are getting crushed by my Cheap Hotel Pants.
Man #2, Cheap hotel pants?
Man #1, Cheap Hotels have no ballroom.
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Chinese slang.
The act of taking advantage of somebody else, especially in financial matters, although not always. Somebody who routinely eats lunch with you but always lets you pay for it is standing you cheap.
Likewise, somebody who makes friends with you just to be around your friends is also standing you cheap.
Sometimes even doing something that's rude or disagreeable to somebody else while profiting from it is also considered standing them cheap.
The original Mandarin Chinese for this is "Zhan ... pianyi" ("stand ... cheap") with the victim pronoun appearing between the words.
1.
HMB: I bought a subscripton to the Wall St. Journal using my credit card. Then I realized that with those extra credit card reward points, I qualified for a free subscription to the Wall St. Journal. So I canceled my subscription and got a free subscription and a refund instead.
HDT: Wow, if Wall St. Journal had a cheap on which one could stand, you definitely managed to stand them cheap.
2.
Taiwanese president Chen Shui Bian: TMD! Xiao Bush zongtong, neige wangbadan, burang wo de feiji zai Seattle jiangluo!
Chinese president Hu Jintao: LOL - haiyou ROFLMAO. Ta buyuanyi weixie womende shuangbian maoyi shounaohuiyi! Kan qilai haoxiang wo zhan ni pianyi!
(CSB: Goddammit, that bastard President Bush Jr. refused me permission to land at Seattle!
HJT: LOL, also ROFLMAO. He is unwilling to risk our bilateral trade summit meeting. It seems very likely that I have stood you cheap!)
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