chili willy

Inserting a cold penis into a womans vagina.

Yeah, i woke up and put my dick in the freezer for half an hour and then gave that bitch the chili willy!

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chili bowl

Shit in a girl's pussy then proceed to eat her out.

i was in the mood for a bowl of chili so i asked my girlfriend if she wanted some chili too. she said yes so i gave her a chili bowl

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chili whip

this only happens in prison.
After reaming a freshies bung, the violator pulls out and slaps cum, boold, and shit across the victim's face

OJ got chili-whipped on his first day

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Chili Dog

When a man engages in unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

My girl is on her period. I totally got a real modern day chili dog out of the deal.

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Cincinnati chili

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

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Chili Dip

adj. meaning to fail miserably

I really chili dipped the exam

I'm chili dipping life right now

I chili dipped my tee shot on the 16th hole

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Shit Chili

having a bowl of chili while drunk off your ass.

or oatmeal creampies

"tommy want some chili..."

"Awh thats shit"

"aawh shit chili"

wheres the oatmeal

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