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Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.
"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.
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A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.
Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?
Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.
Tommy: You better!
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The act of vomiting into a vagina immediately prior to performing the act of cunnilingus. (b) New England Clam Chowder- ejaculating into the vagina prior to puking and performing oral sex. (c) Manhattan Clam Chowder - Performing the Clam Chowder during menstration.
Hey baby, your pussy makes me....UGHHHHHHHHH...looks like Clam Chowder for dinner! *lick, lick, lick chomp chomp chomp*"
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The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.
Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"
Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.
Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.
I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.
Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.
After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.
Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.
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