Chumming & Slumming

Going to Dutch Harbor on the Alaska Ferry. See kodiak. See also chumming.

Kodiak Person #1: "Wanna go to Dutch on the ferry?"
Sane Kodiak Person: "No, I don't like chumming & slumming."

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chum nugget

Male genitalia of your closest pal (chum) with whom you have achieved orgasm with.

I've been waiting all day for bills chum nugget.

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Dick-Chum

Quoted from Joel on 'Train of Kites' video podcast #1:
"Where you get like, a little saw, and uhh you accidentally saw off your dick, and it goes SHUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. Bu-But like a lawnmower."
"But, there's two meaning to this, 'Dick-Chum' where you get the gory side, and then you get a robotic one"
"And, and you get a switch on the ball".

Will - "Hey did you hear Joel got Dick-Chum'd yesterday?"
Cam - "No,what's Dick-Chum?"
*Lawnmower comes out of nowhere"

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chum knuckle

1. An idiot or moron
2. Someone who is clumsy.

Did you hear what she said? She is such a chum knuckle!

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Chum Bucket

When you cum in a girl when she’s having her period.

She was on the rag but I didn’t care and turned her into a chum bucket.

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Chum bucket

A bucket in which a male deposit his cum into and empty’s once a month

Hey Mitch have you empty your chum bucket yet?
Not yet still have another load to go

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chum the water

1:verb, to cum into a toilet
2:verb, to prepare a kitchen or house for a fat person

1: dude im so bored

me too

im gunna go chum the water

2: steve is coming over tomorrow

wow dude better chum the water

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