Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

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deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

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bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

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Clock that tea

When somebody insults someone people on twitter usually reply with “CLOCK THAT TEA” or, “YOU CLOCKED (HIS/HER) TEA”.

clock that tea period.

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alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

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cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.

god damn brett you cunt clock

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Clock Up

An ability used by Kamen Riders in the series Kamen Rider Kabuto (2006). By pressing the Clock Up pad on the Henshin Belt, the Rider enters the Clock Up Dimension, allowing them to move at near light speed while everything occurring around them appears to have slowed greatly. Worms are biologically capapable of doing this.

"Clock Up."
IClock Up/I

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