A person who succeeds in everything all the time.
“Hey Carson, you’re such a coal huffer”
“Thanks Ryan, now go make me a sandwich”
Something used, unwanted, or shunned.
1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold
2.They're not worth a bag of coal
A slang name for Crack Cocaine, due in part to a “Crack Rock’s” resemblance to coal, but whitish in colour
Junkie: Yo I need to spark sumn, you got more of that White Coal?
Dealer: Yeah, I got a little sumn on me
New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.
I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
A truck driver that usually drives a dodge, and sometimes a Chevy who has nothing better to do with his life the shoot black smoke out of his exhaust and hurt the air. U can tell a coal roller because they usually have their hat on backwards and a stick up their ass.
Look at Greg he just rolled coal in that old ladies window, one day I will be a coal roller.
Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)
"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident
Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain
I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains