Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.
You're a Corn Cob Chandler!
We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano
Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time
To excrete fecal matter from one's rectum.
Can't talk now, gotta go bust off a cob.
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When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"
"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"
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