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Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better
Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"
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Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.
*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me
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When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.
Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.
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A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.
During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.
Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)
Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.
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When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.
Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.
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AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.