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Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.
"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."
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One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.
Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.
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Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore
When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
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The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.
"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."
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1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:
Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
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