Colin Firth

Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"

"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."

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Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

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colin smoke

cool guy extreme swag

colin smoke is streaming very cool

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Buttery Colin

The act of spreading a stick of butter on your penis and inserting it into a girls anus and pumping her ass in tempo.

"Colin gave me a Buttery Colin last night to Bartoks fith Symphony."

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Classic Colin

When someone does something, says something stupid or does something retarded.

They are performing an act known as Classic Colin.

Remember the time you ran outta tobacco so you smoked your own pubic hair?

CLASSIC COLIN

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THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'

"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"

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Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!