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Trash-Collecting

When someone searches you on social media or the internet to find things they can negatively use against you or to benefit themselves by it.

My trash-collecting boss won't promote me because he saw my Instagram pics from a Trump rally I attended.

by reg888 November 1, 2020


Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution

Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!

by baliebox4916 February 10, 2023


the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019


embarc collective

Some dude named James works their

I work at embarc collective

by Sugsheve February 26, 2023


Mud collective

When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.

Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??

by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022


Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)

The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.

by weehawk August 2, 2012


The Collective Game

A youtube channel in which the viewers must complete 100 achievements. Once the 100 achievements are completed, "The Video" will be released and the final challenge will be revealed. The completition of the game will result in a donation of $100,000 to charity.

Person 1: Hey, did you know that this is an achievement in "The Collective Game"?

Person 2: What's that?

by Tierra5826 August 25, 2022