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Interstate 25 in Colorado, especially the section between Colorado Springs and Denver that is mostly only 2 lanes on each side, is notorious for drivers who block the left lane doing 60 mph because they feel the need to pass the guy in the right lane doing 59.7 mph. (The speed limit is 75.) This is called Colorado drag racing.
I have a flight out of DIA in an hour and a half, and I'm gonna miss it if I can't get around this Colorado drag racer in front of me!
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Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"
"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"
"Do you do meth?"
"only once....."
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During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.
My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.
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A town that smells like ass
Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses
Medical marijuana registration card from Colorado, that is extremely easy to obtain, and costs only a bit more than a monthly bus pass. "Bus pass" for short.
Dude, I just got a Colorado bus pass, let's get some edibles.
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A sexual act where one jumps into a pile of cow shit, rolls around for a considerable amount of time, then proceeds to get fucked in the asshole all the while burning their inheritence in a pointless ritual- similar to what UNC students are expected to go through.
Eric was legally retarded and was excepted to UNC where for the next four years of his life he proceeded to become a Northern Colorado Bear- as he did not have much asperation to become anything else.
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