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When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.
Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.
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a term for having sexual intercourse that is usually used around children
"Is this movie appropriate for them?"
"No, they're starting to have se- I mean, they're getting comfortable ."
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the new codeword for "a hug".
it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.
*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*
dan: hey ellie! what's up?
ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now
dan: aww come here
*they hug*
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Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."
James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
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The preferred return of metal coinage for a given transaction to keep one from being bogged down with unfavorable denominations.
As opposed to taking the full 57 cents change from the cashier, Bob opted to leave the nickel and two dimes behind and pocket only the comfortable coinage.
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When a close friend dies and someone you and the deceased barely know (or like) expects you to comfort them while completely ignoring your own pain or grief.
Cindy totally comfort raped me at the reception but I couldn't let her make a scene.
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