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Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**
Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial
Amy- "cc"
What?
Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
Amy- "cc"
What?
Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.
It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.
“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
What every one of these definitions needs.
You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
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