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Lethal company, an indie horror game where you can whack people with shovels and crush them with ladders. Land on moons and if you see a puppy, dont make a sound. Or do. They like being pet. Only 10 dollars on steam buy now before its GONE GONE GONEEEEEE!!!
Me: Hey bro, wanna lethal company?
W: Sure, gotta make quota for the company, which could be lethal.
Both: We sure do love the company.
A pretty fun game about being employees that go on moons and find scrap to sell to the company, and they give you money and you have to get enough money to reach quota, BUT, there is monsters that will kill you. When you don’t reach quota they initiate their Punishment Program or whatever it’s called which is literally just launching you into space. That’s the whole game. Land on a moon, survive and get scrap, sell it, repeat. You can also get modifications that alter the game and make it funner.
Friend 1: Bro are you gonna grab the axel?
Friend 2: I’m working on it fucker!
Friend 2: Gets eaten by an eyeless dog
Friend 1: Holy shit! This is a Lethal Company we work for!
a company that makes everything in the world and will one day take over the world.
" i love this , who made it" , "the Hershey company they own everything " , " oh yeahhhhhh"
This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Replacement Company is defined as
the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.
Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.
BITCH - Best Individual The Company Hired
I am the Best Individual The Company Hired, let's be honest, bitch, I am the BITCH.
When a company you apply to work for explains themselves as an organic company, which they should be shot for & given a gravestone entitled 'douchebag lies under this organic pile of shit'
Unless their employees are fed on organic produce or are indeed planted in grow bags daily to help them work without pesticides, the term shouldn't be used! Period!!
'oh yes, you'll find we're an organic company to work for'
'this is a great position, for an organic company, with many offices worldwide'
'i love working here, it's so organic'