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When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.
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Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.
Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
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What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"
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When you are fuckin a girl up the ass, you take your cock out and shove a cork up her ass
I cork 'er my girlfriend for her birth day
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To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.
Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.
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The act of fornicating while simultaneously riding down a snow slope on a sled while the female is on top. The exact moment of the Urban Double Cork is when the sled hits a bump or a ramp, and the mounted female's bounce is unintentionally enhanced, creating a pop sensation at the end.
My favorite Christmas present this year was the Urban Double Cork. My girlfriend gave it to me on the kiddie slopes.
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Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
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