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When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.
The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.
(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.
Basically a one hit wonder rapper that blew up over the pandemic
Once the pandemic is over they’re irrelevant and fell off
Person 1:Yo what happened to popp hunna?
Person 2:He’s a covid rapper
When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?