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The word used to express your shock right before you get into a car crash.
driving...run a red light! "Oh crap!"
Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.
Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
The stock market is a crap shoot.
Often found on the soles of the newest pairs of shoes
your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot
What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?
Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.
J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.
The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd
You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.