mcdonald's creamy

A creampie in a McDonald's bathroom.

"Did you hear? I heard he gave Jessica a McDonald's Creamy."
"Like the ranch?"
"No, dude."

Creamy Halo

An act in which the recipient takes a thick bead of Male ejaculate (evenly distributed, of course) across the forehead in a haloesque fashion.

The homies Carlos and Damian rock bangs, out of necessity, to conceal any evidence being Creamy Haloed.

Creamy Wonton

An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.

Liz garrett has one creamy wonton

Creamy Hanrahan

A cocktail that consists of 1 part larger 1 part cream soda

Can you make me a creamy hanrahan

Creamy Lincoln

After cumming inside a girl you insert one copper penny with the stealth.

Dude, I gave that girl from the DNC a "creamy Lincoln"

Creamy Bue

A Bong of weed that is looking whiter than ever.

I can't wait for a Creamy Bue after my Grandmas birthday party

Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

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